What my life has become. Going to homecoming with this fool does me no good.

Me: So are you nobody then?
Luis: I've always been
M: Pero you will always be my king...
L: Awe, mija. Let's go get some food.
M: Oh, now you say it. My mom's taking us to Sonic...
L: OMG US? I NEED TO GET READY. I'M NAKED.
M: Lolololololol us as in my siblings and I. And why are you texting naked?
L: CAUSE I'M HONNEH.
M: WERS D DILDO?!?!?!?!
L: I SOLD IT FOR WEED.
M: AND U DDNT GIV ME NON???
L: YOU HIGH ALL DA TIEM ALREADY.
M: NOOOO IM NOTT.....!!
L: GUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL.
M: CCOOLLOORRSS!!!! BUTTAHFLYYS!!
L: NIGGGGAAAA
CHICKEEENENENENENENENENENEEN
M: AN WAAAAFFFFLLLLEEEESSSS
L: WIFFF KOOOOLLLL AIIIDDDDD.
M: BRANG MEH WATAH MELOHN
L: NOGGA. NO.
M: I NEEDZ MAI MELOHN
L: YOU CA HAVE DIS DICK.
M: CLOSE ENOUGH!!! BRANG ITT HUR.
L: OKKRKRKRKRKRKRKR
M: CONDOMMSMSMSMSMSMSM
L: ghjkjhgfdrty
M: No condoms?
L: Bareback~~~
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