Carmen: I did like. So wasssss neww?
Me: Luis' gayness doesn't allow us to get married.
Carmen: What about have hot, passionate, animalistic sex?
Me: :O YES! WHIPS, AND CHAINS, AND HANCUFFS, OH MY!
Carmen: What about those choker necklaces with the spikes on them?
Me: Nah, I might poke my tit and it'll just deflate.
NC